#3275 I AM Plussed!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a theory that Andrew is running for Whatcom County Judge under an assumed name. They also discuss the leaked tape of NFL announcers deriding military flyovers at football games...and another story of someone accidentally broadcasting something that should not have been broadcast.

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0:00.0	You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate.
0:03.6	You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting.
0:09.0	You're a miracle. Your stories have none of that.
0:12.8	They're not even amusing accidentally.
0:16.0	It's like going on a date with a chatty, Kathy doll.
0:19.8	I expect you to have a little string on your chest, you know, that they pull out and have to snap back.
0:24.2	Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back, you would.
0:27.2	And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea.
0:32.2	Have a point.
0:34.2	It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.
0:36.2	TVTL!
0:42.2	I don't need no fancy introduction.
0:45.2	I'm not Elvis Presley.
0:47.2	Let's just get on with it.
0:49.2	Jackson on the grounds that I'm like, what?
0:51.2	What?
0:52.2	It didn't come out here with the smile on your face like the world is just beautiful.
0:57.2	I don't understand it. It bothers me enough.
1:01.2	Sounds like you're really going through some tough stuff right now.
1:03.2	It's too bad there's not doctors for your mind.
1:06.2	What'd you say?
1:07.2	I didn't say anything.
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