327: ASTRO-NOT
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
Milwaukee, WI: May 30
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 Old Drake, Remember the Alamo, Hot takes
8:29 Ad jingles and slogans
14:58 New Mexico, New Hampshire, Country towns
18:22 Earthquakes, Worst thing to say after finishing, Tinder
24:07 Facebook and AIM,
26:33 Katy Perry in outer space
46:54 New iPhone, Old phones
57:43 Cuddling on the plane, Back from Bali, Eating techniques
1:11:43 Ja Morant
1:15:38 Fan voicemail - Cooking spray crank
1:22:36 Sock Talk - Edging the computer
1:24:36 Secret Sock Talk - Weird Hinge hook up
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| 0:00.0 | She does kind of look like a wax museum. |
| 0:02.0 | You're officially an astronaut? |
| 0:04.0 | She's hot. |
| 0:05.0 | No, you're not. |
| 0:06.0 | Play it. |
| 0:07.0 | I feel super connected to love. |
| 0:10.0 | Okay. |
| 0:11.0 | Pause. |
| 0:12.0 | This is why he lost me. |
| 0:14.0 | Well guys, we're in happy, happy Easter yet. |
| 0:19.0 | When's Easter? That's this Sunday. |
| 0:21.6 | And it's 420. |
| 0:22.6 | Hold on. |
| 0:23.6 | Cush, weed. |
| 0:24.6 | Wow. |
| 0:25.6 | So it's 420 and Jesus. |
| 0:27.6 | Did you guys ever comes out of the rock? |
| 0:28.6 | He's smoking crack rock. |
| 0:30.6 | Holy shit. |
| 0:31.6 | Did you guys ever put peeps in the marsh-oh? |
| 0:32.6 | Holy fuck. |
| 0:33.6 | Peeps in the marshmallow? |
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