326: Houston We Have a Drinking Problem
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Colombus, OH: Apr 25
Indianapolis, IN: April 26
St. Louis, MO: April 27
Sacramento, CA: May 2
Boise, ID: May 3
Tacoma, WA: May 4
Birmingham, AL: May 8
Huntsville, AL: May 9
Nashville, TN: May 10
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Madison, WI: Apr 25
Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26
Cincinnati, OH: May 1
Toronto, ON: May 8
Pittsburgh, PA: May 9
Buffalo, NY: May 10
San Diego, CA: May 29
0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship
7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL
17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show
30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn
35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life
42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date
47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe
52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell
1:05:17 School patrols
1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want
1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye
1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing
1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage
1:24:34 The barista look
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| 0:43.9 | If you're on a first date and you say spoiler and then something horrendous about yourself, |
| 0:48.7 | is that okay? |
| 0:49.6 | Give me an example. |
| 0:51.4 | Spoiler, I dated my uncle for three years. |
| 0:55.0 | I like it. I like it. |
| 0:56.0 | Me too. |
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| 0:58.0 | Oh, we're in? |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, we're in. |
| 1:01.0 | Can we be in? |
| 1:02.0 | Can we be in or are we fucking ending up? |
| 1:04.0 | Michael Blaustein is on the road and I'm not even talking tour days. |
| 1:08.0 | How are you? |
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