Hey, hey, son. Oh my goodness. Look who it is. I was just going to call you this is

back in town there. You, um, yeah, briefly. You go into the family thing that we're giving

ourselves? No, no, I can't make it. Yeah, no. Should I tell them? Well, you know, listen,

I wasn't going to go, so don't, don't not go because I'm, you know. Well, no, you're

the reason I would go. I just have some plans. So I can't, yeah. You got plans. Well, we

make plans in God laughs. That's right. Right? No, I always want to make plans, but, uh, you

don't want to be laughed at. T-B-T-L. It is always 67 degrees with a 40 percent chance of rain. Always.

Oh, that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early. I'm so funny.

I can't believe my dad didn't think I could make it as a stand-up comedian.

Was my underwear showing when I was climbing down the tree? I wore my Thursdays because my Saturdays

had a case of the Mondays, if you know what I mean. I like it. Each subject's so ripe with

information. Go on, please.

All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. You know, this show is like a dynasty. You hold it

and then you hand it off to the next person. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I'm like, seriously excited. I'm kind of shy, but mostly excited.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

perched a top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, where

it is just going to be an absolutely gorgeous Monday, looking out over Lake Gwattcom

and Squallicum Mountain in the background. California got sunshine.

The next few days temperatures may reach as high as 80 degrees here in the Pacific Northwest.

Probably the last gasp of lovely summer weather. So we are going to try to enjoy it.

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