I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me it seems

like nine weeks and five days.

First day seemed like a week, and the second day seemed like five days, and the third

day seemed like a week again, and the fourth day seemed like eight days, but the fifth

day, you went to see your mother, and that seemed just like a day, but then you came

back, and later on the sixth day and the evening when we saw each other, that started seeming

like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days, spilling over into the next day,

and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day, on into the seventh

day, it seemed like a total of five days.

And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.

I haven't written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Gets what day it is, gets what day it is.

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

There are many ways to keep one's lips conditioned.

I don't kiss, for example, 24 hours before performance, because kissing makes you a lips

mushy, and we cannot have mushy lips and be a champion.

Actually, you know what?

I can email you, or you know you can email me at splet2 with spletnet.net, splet1's my

father.

Maybe I'll be sad to see him go, but the next you can have hands on that handle, you know.

All right, hello.

Good morning, and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L.

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