325: Xmas Special - When the Ham Man Brings the Ham

The Scummy Mummies Podcast

Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn

Kids & Family, Self-improvement, Parenting, Education

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Oh God. Time for some loud swearing, heavy drinking, and ludicrous conversations about nothing of any note - it's the Scummy Mummies Christmas Special!

This year we have an argument about bodily fluids, and Steve shares his novel alternative to having a vasectomy. We talk about our favourite and least favourite shows of the year. There's a world exclusive book announcement, and Ellie reveals a secret she's been keeping from Jessie since August.

Of course, it wouldn't be Christmas without our stupid traditions - Linda Chat, gifts no one wants, and we find out if Jessie has a new job. Then it's time for the most controversial Ham Review of all time. Here's the recipe that won this year (or did it?): @gidsgids

We finish with a bumper crop of Scummy Mummy Confessions, and share our hopes and dreams for 2026.

Thank you so much for listening, especially if you're one of those people who's listened to these nonsensical Christmas specials for over a decade now. This one's for you.

Have a wonderful Christmas and a happy new year!

Love E&H x

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0:00.0	Good evening, welcome to the World Service.
0:02.5	We are at war.
0:04.7	This is Germany calling.
0:08.2	Adolf Hitler has declared war.
0:11.2	It's not bad.
0:12.7	Thank you.
0:13.4	Yeah, you would remember, Jesse.
0:15.0	You were there.
0:16.9	In the war.
0:17.5	Fuck off.
0:19.1	Are you going to do it, Stephen, to kick us off?
0:21.6	Come on.
0:24.1	No.
0:25.6	It's Christmas.
0:31.0	Hello, scumbags.
0:32.7	This is the Scummy Mummy's podcast.
0:36.0	With your hosts, Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorne.
0:44.1	Hello and welcome to the Scummy Mummy's Christmas podcast 2025.
0:49.5	Oh my God, Ellie.
0:50.3	I can't believe it.
0:50.9	This is our, I think, our 13th Christmas podcast.
0:53.3	No way.
	...

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