324: How to have a vasectomy with Sam Pamphilon

The Scummy Mummies Podcast

Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn

Kids & Family, Self-improvement, Parenting, Education

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Vasectomies, pornography, dick jokes and poo logistics - we cover it all with the help of hilarious comedian and actor, Sam Pamphilon!

Sam tells us all about what it was like to have the snip, in graphic detail. We hear about the brilliant short film he recently starred in - The Man That I Wave At. And we discuss the sketch we tried out that was so filthy it never made it into the main Scummy Mummies show.

Of course we finish with some confessions, involving language barriers, removal men, and a big old Dad Fail.

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0:00.0	Hello, scumbags, this is the scummy mummies podcast, with your hosts, Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorne.
0:16.5	Hello and welcome to the scummy mummies podcast. It's me, Ellie Gibson. And it's me, Helen Thorne. Who's our guest today, Helen Thorne? It's the wonderful Sam Pavelin, Ellie. Yes! Yay! Welcome, old friend Sam. Hello, old friends. It's so nice to be here.
0:31.2	I think we first had you on many years ago when you came on with Steve McNeil. Oh, yes.
0:39.6	When you guys were doing Go 8-, the television program. The television program. Yes. Yes. Ellie Gibson's Go 8bit as it's
0:44.8	Eddie Gibson's Go 8 bit. Yeah, yeah. And we've had you on the Christmas podcast the last couple of
0:49.9	years, Sam, but this year we've decided it was getting too much Helen it's too much for one microphone
0:54.9	also I was very sad about not winning the ham thing I think I was too bitter but yeah so we
1:01.4	thought let's have Sam all to ourselves didn't we hand free Sam yeah yeah so it's weird because
1:07.5	an old friend I was talking to him and he has recently gone through a separation.
1:13.9	And he was saying that he listened to the How Not to Get Divorced one that we did.
1:18.1	Oh, yeah.
1:18.5	And his new partner or someone that he's seeing had listened to that ages ago and really liked that one. So that's the,
1:28.6	that's the, that's the one that keeps coming. Yes. I think that's that's a huge,
1:33.3	hugely popular one because I think, I think just for the title because when you, in the,
1:37.9	in the sort of the fog of divorce, you kind of cling to any kind of advice. So maybe,
1:42.1	maybe we're coming up in searches because that's probably
1:44.8	what people put into Google. How do I know? It's nice to be associated mainly with the death
1:51.3	of love. Video games and the death of love. Neither of which I'm interested in. But have been a way, a catalyst for change for you.
2:03.3	Yeah.
2:04.1	And a thing that has propoled you.
2:06.5	Is that my word?
2:07.2	Propold.
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