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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3248 Wearing Nothing But Earbuds And A Grimace

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Japan is now letting fans attend sporting events again...so long as they don't cheer. Speaking of sports, Luke and Andrew can't believe the NFL is actually back in action. Also, Luke apologizes to Andrew for a radio transgression. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I have a brain tumor.

0:02.0

Oh Jesus Christ.

0:04.0

How long have you known?

0:08.0

How long have I known?

0:10.0

I can't lie.

0:12.0

I don't have a brain tumor.

0:14.0

I couldn't think of a reason to break up with you.

0:17.0

Break up.

0:18.0

Not with you sick like this.

0:19.0

I'm going to take care of you.

0:20.0

No, no, no.

0:21.0

I said I don't have a brain tumor.

0:22.0

That's just the brain tumor talking.

0:24.0

Oh my God.

0:25.0

No, listen to me.

0:26.0

I don't have a brain tumor.

0:29.0

Shh.

0:30.0

Go and rest your tumor.

0:32.0

I'd kiss you goodbye.

0:33.0

But I don't want to get brain cancer.

0:35.0

T-T-T-T-B-T-L.

0:42.0

Guess what day it is?

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