#3247 Stick To Jorts!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2020
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
The much anticipated follow-up to Deadspin is finally here! (And it's already stealing Luke's jokes, smh.) Plus, Andrew is following Rita Wilson into the celebrity texting game.
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| 0:00.0 | How many almonds would you say is the perfect amount? |
| 0:03.0 | I don't know, two dozen. |
| 0:04.0 | Well, I am now the proud owner of onealmond.com. |
| 0:10.0 | How much would you say Google.com is worth? |
| 0:12.0 | Billions. |
| 0:13.0 | Tens of billions of dollars. |
| 0:14.0 | Okay, right. |
| 0:15.0 | And onealmond.com? |
| 0:17.0 | Zero. |
| 0:18.0 | Zero billion? |
| 0:19.0 | Or zero dollars? |
| 0:20.0 | It wouldn't matter, it's all zero. |
| 0:21.0 | It's more than just a domain name I built. |
| 0:23.0 | I'm building an empire. |
| 0:24.0 | Well, right now the website is just a photo of you holding a single walnut. |
| 0:27.0 | Almond. |
| 0:28.0 | No, it's not. |
| 0:29.0 | TVTL. |
| 0:34.0 | First of all, let me take just a moment to thank you for allowing me back into your homes. |
| 0:38.0 | Okay, can I just say I feel like I'm on MTV right now. |
| 0:41.0 | I don't know what you did or didn't do, but I do know that I can't know what you know or you don't know. |
| 0:49.0 | You know? |
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