#3220 Cottage Dissonance
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Andrew is now *cooking* his laundry, and Luke is adjusting the parameters of his 60 Day Challenge. They also debate the plate garnishes at Denny's restaurants. (Luke is a parsley man. Andrew prefers the orange slice.)
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| 0:00.0 | Chase, what's your favorite thing to snack on when you're jamming out to music? |
| 0:04.0 | Um, I don't know, everything's good. |
| 0:06.0 | Okay, well we're streaming live on Bagel Bites TV, so can you say Bagel Bites? |
| 0:11.0 | Oh yeah, Bagel Bites. |
| 0:13.0 | Okay, great, but can you say it in a sentence? |
| 0:15.0 | Like, I'm Chase Dreams and when I'm jamming out to music, I love to eat Bagel Bites. |
| 0:19.0 | I'm Chase Dreams and when I'm jamming out to music, I love to eat Bagel Bites. |
| 0:23.0 | Okay, great, congrats on whatever it is you do. |
| 0:26.0 | P-D-T-L. |
| 0:31.0 | P-D-T-O coming across the airways for the love through the sky. |
| 0:36.0 | There is one more thing, the network has received quite a few angry phone calls from older viewers about a theme song. |
| 0:42.0 | Really? I think we're a theme song, Zazzy. |
| 0:48.0 | Laughter, a sure sign of a good time. |
| 0:51.0 | A year ago, this is exactly what Greg Keneer was doing, |
| 0:54.0 | but now he has an Oscar for sliding doors three, Colin Jingle All the Door. |
| 0:58.0 | Things are going to start happening to me now. |
| 1:03.0 | All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TVTL. |
| 1:10.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:13.0 | People aren't going to get used to it because it's not get used to a bowl. |
| 1:16.0 | My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host. |
| 1:19.0 | There's a Hidden Valley Ranch party in my mouth. |
| 1:21.0 | Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, |
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