#3219 Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Funny Feels
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2020
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Luke launches a new personal improvement project he calls The Sixty-Day Challenge. Andrew eats a big sandwich in the car. Plus, it's looking more and more like Microsoft will buy Tiky-Toky.
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Dr. Gail Timlin, president of Diet Supplement Industries and |
| 0:03.5 | corporate it and people say to me all the time, but Gail you're not a real |
| 0:06.7 | doctor and I say to them, oh yeah well I graduated with the PhD in religious |
| 0:10.8 | studies at Kent State University. Is that real enough for you? No? Well how's |
| 0:14.8 | this for real? I lost hundreds of pounds by taking the best dietary product on |
| 0:19.8 | the market. Diet's a lots of pan. But can something so good be legal you ask? |
| 0:24.6 | Hey, you ask a lot of questions of course it's legal and I should know I'm not |
| 0:30.0 | only a doctor and president of Diet Supplemental Industries and corporate it. I'm |
| 0:34.1 | also the Junior State Representative of Rhode Island. |
| 0:37.2 | That's it, the radio. I'll go in the most popular program of the day. I assume |
| 0:48.3 | that's still done McNeill in his breakfast club. Like I asked people, what's in |
| 0:53.4 | your muffin? Huh? How about me? What did you ask me? Anybody? Anybody |
| 0:59.5 | asked me? What's in my muffin? I don't know what's in my muffin. If you two |
| 1:05.1 | dirt bags ever mess with me again I'll take this to the next level. You don't do |
| 1:08.7 | 22 episodes of celebrity outhouse with Lorraine above it without learning a |
| 1:12.6 | few things. Dude you are the best. You're awesome dude. You are God get to the |
| 1:18.7 | airways. What have you got to say for yourselves? It's hammer time. Let the freak out |
| 1:23.5 | begin. All right hello good morning and welcome everybody to a Monday |
| 1:30.7 | edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live. It's like |
| 1:35.7 | someone punching your brain but in a weirdly satisfying way. My name is Luke |
| 1:40.4 | Burbank. I am your host. Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast |
| 1:45.0 | Center perched atop Alabama Hill in Bellingham Washington the Bay City. If you |
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