0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.3	Hello, everyone.
0:38.2	Welcome to Beach, Sandy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:43.8	Alexander, today my whites are coming through.
0:45.6	Do you see my white hair?
0:46.7	Oh.
0:48.2	Oh, the police.
0:49.0	I didn't want you to call the police about it.
0:51.0	Geez.
0:51.8	No, it was an ambulance.
0:53.0	Oh, no.
0:54.6	Actually, yeah, they actually tell them to come heard you're getting old. Oh, no.
0:55.1	Actually, yeah, they actually tell them to come back.
0:56.9	It's over.
0:57.8	Tell them to come back.
0:58.5	I see them. Do you see mine? I do. And I'm much more prominent. Yeah, I don't think it ever occurred to me. You had any until like just now. Which is weird because I feel like multiple people have said, oh my gosh, you have gray hair.
0:54.8	It's hard for me to see outside my gosh, you have gray hair.
1:11.1	It's hard for me to see outside my own, the scope of my own greatness.
1:15.7	Yeah.
1:16.2	Yeah.
1:16.7	Your own grayness?
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