0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.7	Hello and welcome to Beach 2 Sandy Water Tooette. It's a podcast where we read the worst reviews
0:42.0	in the most dramatic fashion. My name is Zandi. I'm X-teen. I feel like we're a little off-kilter.
0:47.8	You're shorter than me today. I think... Oh, do you need me to go up in my chair?
0:53.3	Only if it does the...
0:54.5	There goes.
0:56.7	Yeah, that feels right.
0:57.9	See, now we're equal.
0:59.0	Equidistant.
1:00.4	I can't see myself, so I'll take your word.
1:02.2	Okay, now I can.
1:02.8	And longitude, a little in lily also.
1:05.1	Good.
1:05.6	We're on the same longitude and latitude for once.
1:07.9	Finally.
1:09.8	Finally.
1:16.5	Well, Alexander has decided he's going to be the messenger today and say a bunch of things.
1:19.0	So I'm just going to open the floor up for you.
1:24.4	Welcome into the stage, our intrepid co-host, my intrepid co-host.
1:27.5	The intro was great at the end, but at the beginning when you're like, he's going to just say a bunch of things. I know. Then I realize that, like, if there's an audience in front of me, and I need to be nicer. So, yeah. I called you Intrepid. That was as best as I'm going to get. Well, hello, audience. I have an update for you on my life quick. That's months in the making.
1:45.1	So in August... an update for you on my life quick. That's months in the making.
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