Welcome to another exciting edition of the Thought Police. I'm Mike Graham and who are you this week?

Rachel Reeves.

I'm fine though. I'm just having a back day in the office.

Fucking liar. Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. Have you ever seen that they like it?

Well you put something on Twitter, X,

which summed it up.

So one, so we see us sobbing away in the comments,

you know, like a broken woman.

Literally, yeah.

It was actually quite painful to watch.

I last time I saw something like that was my ex-wife,

I think when I told her I was leaving her.

No, when you told you you were

marrying her no anyway uh so there she is broke oh it's a personal issue

bollocks but absolute fucking life wasn't a personal issue uh and then the next day she turns up

with so much makeup on she looks like cocoa the cleaner and she's sort of jumping off the rafters grinning away hugging Kirstama as you said bizarre behaviour just bizarre doing selfies they did this kind of fucking picture where they're all standing like doing like their fucking reworking fucking some Fleetwood Mac album you know it was really weird Quentin Letts had the best comment on it because when she came out and appeared with that fantastic sort of makeup job he said you know in the boxing business we say the corner men did a good job. Yeah the corner men did get a good job on the face yeah and I'm saying I mean I'm talking to one of my neighbours actually today about this and she was saying oh god God I mean we could have been something personal i said yeah but if you've had a bereavement in the family or you're feeling really down because your husband's left you which is one of the rumors that's going around you know the thing is you're still you're still miserable the next day you don't suddenly go i'm fine Oh, I just had a bad day. It's just not fucking

what you do, is it? Yeah, I did that. Interesting what you said about her husband, because there was a, I don't know about, I didn't hear the leaving, um, bit, but I did hear that he might have lost his job. Oh, right. So maybe it's, well, I've heard his move jobs. Okay, maybe it's something to do.

But again, I don't know.

It's not that.

It's a fucking...

It's a fucking... his job oh right so maybe it's well I've heard his move jobs but again I don't know

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