320: Asylum Lunatics
The Thought Police
The Thought Police
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🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to another exciting edition of the Thought Police. I'm Mike Graham and you are Donald fucking Trump. |
| 0:07.2 | They don't know what the fuck what the fuck. It's just so good that clip isn't it? I'm just going to keep playing it forever because you just can keep using it. So what do you make it Keir Starmer? They don't know what the fuck they're doing. It's fantastic. |
| 0:19.7 | You see old Garrettarris southgate |
| 0:20.9 | got his fucking knighthood today by the way oh did he oh jesus christ for coming second what for |
| 0:25.7 | services to long faces yeah for services to being one of the most boring cunts alive you know yeah |
| 0:30.8 | isn't he now some sort of uh wellness inspiration oh yeah oh sake, yeah. How not to win with Garland Southgate. |
| 0:39.2 | Yeah, right. |
| 0:39.8 | Be a boring bastard just like me. |
| 0:42.0 | Fucking useless. |
| 0:42.8 | Here's a free waistcoat. |
| 0:43.7 | That's what we do with these nighthers, isn't it? |
| 0:45.4 | We just reward failure. |
| 0:46.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.4 | Sudeep fuckface. |
| 0:48.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:48.9 | London mayor. |
| 0:49.7 | Oh, I know. No, what's an absolute nightmare. Unbelievable. Anyway, a few things to talk about this week, including Glastonbury. |
| 0:56.1 | I also want to mention before it goes out of my mind. |
| 0:58.8 | There's a bloke called Nicholas Beard, who was named today as the man at the very top of the Glastonbury Q. |
| 1:05.1 | This is his name really Beard. |
| 1:07.1 | His name is actually Beard, right? |
| 1:09.5 | I bet he's got a fucking beard |
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