Welcome to another exciting edition of the Thought Police in the very, very sweltering hot summer day that we're having here in London.

I'm Mike Graham, who are you?

Emmanuel Macron.

Bonjour.

Oh, no, actually, I'm Bridget Macron because we bloke's got to stick together, you know what I mean?

Have you seen that these three women that said that Brigitte Macron is a bloke,

yes.

Brigitte took them to court for defamation for liable and they just fucking won the case.

So you can now officially say she's a bloke.

Yeah, right.

She's a very strange-looking woman, I have to say.

What was even stranger, though, by the way, was that picture of the fucking out

the front of Downey Street, because not only did she look weird, but, you know, Mrs.

Starva suddenly appeared, who I don't think it's been a scene.

Did he?

Fucking him, Victoria Spanger. in a sort of white summery kind of dress and I thought I don't think we've seen her for probably the best part of a couple of months.

Do you know what I've seen? Yeah, no, I agree. I mean, she's like the invisible woman. And we all know the talk about that marriage, that it's very much an illusion. Right. But I But since she did get wheeled out for the French visit,

I think what it proves is that for that fucking cunt Kea Starmer,

this is very special to be communing with the leader of a major European nation.

Oh, he loves it

It's very special

A lot of hugging

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