31 - My Toy Store

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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0:00.0	Yeah, okay. 12 miles an hour. Eat that call Lewis! Angela made several 911 calls about cars going. Louis. actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard. No!
0:24.0	Oh!
0:26.0	Wow!
0:28.0	13! No! No, no, there was wind.
0:30.0	I was just jogging.
0:32.0	Dwight, there was wind. I want to doogging. Dwight, there was wind.
0:32.9	I want to do all.
0:33.7	No, no, no, no, it's not your turn.
0:34.6	All right, 13 is the new number.
0:36.1	Oscar, go ahead.
0:37.1	I want another try.
0:37.8	Here we go.
0:39.2	31!
0:42.2	31!
0:43.0	31!
0:44.0	There was the car.
0:45.0	I was ahead of the car.
0:46.0	31 is my new number.
0:48.0	31 is humanly impossible.
0:49.0	Go Oscar.
0:50.0	31 is my number.
0:51.0	That's impossible.
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