32 - Canadian Kump
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Ray Kump
4.8 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2020
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Ray discusses Canada, Dentists at the Morgue, Port Authority, food poisoning, and Bloomberg.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Kump. |
| 0:20.7 | People have been reaching out to me from last week. Really, not much. Not many people cared that much about my teeth. Which I don't care. I don't need your sympathy. It's fine. But I'm not, I'm going to make it seem like some outpouring. That's not what we are. But they've been asking about my teeth a couple people first of all |
| 0:38.4 | uh if you haven't listened listen to last week to hear the whole saga of my |
| 0:42.5 | rotted teeth and replacement but um i posted the thing on the picture on instagram promoting an |
| 0:48.8 | episode my x-ray and people are asking if it's fungus in my mouth it's not fungus it's a root canal i'm sorry you don't know how to read an x-ray and people are asking if it's fungus in my mouth. It's not fungus. |
| 0:54.6 | It's a root canal. |
| 0:56.0 | I'm sorry you don't know how to read an x-ray. |
| 0:58.1 | I did x-rays for years on dead people. |
| 1:01.8 | I think if I granted, you know, how to interpret an x-ray, I guess, because it wasn't fungus. |
| 1:07.3 | It wasn't some, you know, a live worm in my mouth. That's just what a root canal looks like. I'm not a dentist. I'm not going to explain to you. I used to have, I don't think I mentioned yet, but we used to have these dentists at the morgue. I think, and they were kind of running a scam, I think. Because they had their own dental x-ray equipment, which we didn't really use. If you've been to the dentist, you know, it's that thing that goes up to your mouth and they put the fucking guard on it. And like, you know, then they, yeah, x-ray from the side. I mean, maybe I used it a couple times. It doesn't matter. It's not important. No, I didn't. This is interesting. |
| 1:45.5 | I'm remembering things now. |
| 1:46.2 | This is good. |
| 1:47.7 | It's jogging morgue memory. |
| 1:53.4 | So basically, yeah, because there was a whole crew of dentists. |
| 1:54.2 | And I don't know. |
| 1:55.4 | They get a stipend. |
| 1:56.9 | They had an office. |
| 1:59.5 | They won the bigger office. |
| 2:00.5 | That's not important right now. |
| 2:02.5 | But that plays into me because they ended up trying to take part of our office. The whole thing with the morgue sidebar, the whole thing |
| 2:08.7 | with the morgue was dueling like resources, but not in like any cool like budgetary way. |
| 2:15.1 | But like they would just have budgets and like we had crazy budgets |
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