33 - Corona Kump
Kump
Ray Kump
4.8 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2020
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Ray inaugurates the new studio by discussing the pros and cons of dying of Coronavirus.
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Sherlock Holmes. |
| 0:01.8 | It's an unusual name. |
| 0:22.1 | Introducing Young Sherlock, a new Guy Ritchie series. What game are we playing today? Discover the origins. It's cleaving. Those days are surely behind me. Of crime's most iconic mind. There has been a break-in. Astoned. You should be a detective. Starring Hero finds Tiffin, Donald Finn and Colin Firth. |
| 0:25.5 | If you start wearing a hat like that, I will no longer be friends with you. |
| 0:49.3 | Young Sherlock, new original series. Watch now only on Prime Video. Welcome to Kump. Hello. |
| 0:50.3 | Joining you from my new studio that I've built. |
| 0:55.3 | If you're watching on YouTube, welcome. |
| 0:57.8 | If you're listening, because we have video now. |
| 0:59.7 | It's a new deal. |
| 1:01.1 | So if you're one of those creeps who likes to watch, |
| 1:05.2 | then you get to, you get comp on video again. |
| 1:07.9 | You get me ranting. |
| 1:08.8 | You get me raving. |
| 1:10.2 | If you're listening the normal way, |
| 1:12.3 | the old way, the same way, you know, it still sounds better. Doesn't it? I'm not in a closet |
| 1:18.9 | anymore. Don't complain to me that, you know, you can go download the video if you want. |
| 1:24.2 | Don't give me shit. I'm giving you new things. I have padding on the walls. |
| 1:30.2 | You might, I think you can see, if you're watching a video, you can see, I'm pointing to it now. |
| 1:35.8 | Whatever. It's not important. I'm saying it's gotten professional, all right? A year ago, I was sitting in a |
| 1:41.2 | closet while Lucy slept. And now I'm here and I'm on video and I have |
| 1:46.5 | coronavirus. Probably. We all probably have it. We'll get to that in a minute. I'm going to dress |
| 1:52.3 | the right after bat though. If you're watching on video, I haven't really decided what I'm going |
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