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33 - Corona Kump

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Ray inaugurates the new studio by discussing the pros and cons of dying of Coronavirus.

Transcript

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0:00.0

My name is Sherlock Holmes.

0:01.8

It's an unusual name.

0:22.1

Introducing Young Sherlock, a new Guy Ritchie series. What game are we playing today? Discover the origins. It's cleaving. Those days are surely behind me. Of crime's most iconic mind. There has been a break-in. Astoned. You should be a detective. Starring Hero finds Tiffin, Donald Finn and Colin Firth.

0:25.5

If you start wearing a hat like that, I will no longer be friends with you.

0:49.3

Young Sherlock, new original series. Watch now only on Prime Video. Welcome to Kump. Hello.

0:50.3

Joining you from my new studio that I've built.

0:55.3

If you're watching on YouTube, welcome.

0:57.8

If you're listening, because we have video now.

0:59.7

It's a new deal.

1:01.1

So if you're one of those creeps who likes to watch,

1:05.2

then you get to, you get comp on video again.

1:07.9

You get me ranting.

1:08.8

You get me raving.

1:10.2

If you're listening the normal way,

1:12.3

the old way, the same way, you know, it still sounds better. Doesn't it? I'm not in a closet

1:18.9

anymore. Don't complain to me that, you know, you can go download the video if you want.

1:24.2

Don't give me shit. I'm giving you new things. I have padding on the walls.

1:30.2

You might, I think you can see, if you're watching a video, you can see, I'm pointing to it now.

1:35.8

Whatever. It's not important. I'm saying it's gotten professional, all right? A year ago, I was sitting in a

1:41.2

closet while Lucy slept. And now I'm here and I'm on video and I have

1:46.5

coronavirus. Probably. We all probably have it. We'll get to that in a minute. I'm going to dress

1:52.3

the right after bat though. If you're watching on video, I haven't really decided what I'm going

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