I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.

The first day seemed like a week, and the second day seemed like five days, and the third day seemed like a week again, and the fourth day seemed like eight days.

The fifth day, you went to see your mother, and that seemed just like a day.

But then you came back, and later, on the sixth day and the evening when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days.

So in the evening it seemed like two days, spilling over into the next day, and that started seeming like four days.

So at the end of the sixth day, on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days, and the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.

I haven't written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

I'm starting my own podcast. Hey, that could be fun.

It's sentimental. It's emotionally dishonest. It implodes into nothingness.

It's at all the funny parts on it, all the good parts, celebrities, dancing stuff, and music.

I got recognized on the street today. The guy had already met me, and then forgot he met me, and then recognized me from TV, and then remembered me again.

I don't know a lot about business, but he did an internet, and now the computers like him, and Wall Street is Google.

Things are going to start happening to me now.

All right, hello. Good morning, and welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of TVTL.

Isn't that for Techno Geeks with spreadsheet?

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

This show is a joke. You are a joke.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched a top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

It is July 1st, also known as Canada Day. Happy Canada Day to all of our listeners.

Look north, my son, Canada. Up there in Canada. Down here in Bellingham, it is rainy, and cloudy, and foggy, and inside the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center.

You have to have to light sun, even though it's almost 10 a.m. in the morning. It's like that dark. It's like nighttime dark up here.

But it is bright and sunny inside of episode 3196 in a collector's series.

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