Now I made you a very special dish. It's spaghetti, but instead of meatballs, it's

raisin balls. They look the same, but they taste very different. Do you want to know

what they symbolize? Yes. So I'm the kind of gal who tries to make the best of

things and since meatballs will never ever exist again, I said Carol, get your

hands up, grab some raisins, and you smash them into a ball girl. I know we're not

each other's soulmates, parentheses, meatballs, but if we give it a little effort,

perhaps we can make it work, huh? parentheses, raisin balls. So we might as well

dig into the raisin balls, parentheses, life we've been given.

You don't, these have turned. You might want to just eat around them. Yeah.

We're the number one show in hospitals and on sinking riverboat casinos. This is

about respect. This is about personal space. This is about the violation of the

end. Got it. Here's the long and short of it. Someone has been touching my karaoke

industry. Listen, Mr. T, and I want to tell you, uh, they're in Rio land. You better keep

listen to the station. And if you don't, I'm coming after you.

All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Tuesday edition of TBTL. Oh,

you're good. I love the lift and tweedle out of this. The show that just might be

too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. You want showmanship? You got it.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, purchased a top

Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, like maybe two minutes ago. The

door here in the broadcast center was still open. We hadn't started the show. We

were about to. And the pod dog was just wandering down the hall and she just

stopped and just looked into the room. I say, I say, was that dope? And I said,

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