#3192 Southern Charm S11E09 Part Two: Just EscarGOT
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🗓️ 29 January 2026
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It’s Austen’s birthday on Southern Charm, and Craig shows up at the WhoreCore birthday dinner to gift him with the knowledge that he’s done nothing with his life except fail. But hey, the steak was good! PS escargot is a mushroom, right? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, crap, crap, watch what happens when there's so much that happens. |
| 0:22.9 | Hi, everyone. |
| 0:23.7 | Welcome back. |
| 0:25.8 | This is part two of a two-part recap. |
| 0:27.5 | If you're wondering where part one was, |
| 0:29.8 | we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. |
| 0:31.6 | So that way you always get your episodes. |
| 0:34.3 | But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. |
| 0:39.7 | So he's saying, yeah, well, I just wish we had more time to hang out. |
| 0:42.6 | Because, like, you know, I just know, like, if I like someone quickly. |
| 0:44.2 | And she goes, I mean, said, why? |
| 0:46.5 | And he's like, so you're saying that we both like each other? |
| 0:47.3 | And then they laugh. |
| 0:49.4 | And she goes, I mean, say, you want to do this again, right? |
| 0:50.3 | I mean, I'm just kidding. |
| 0:56.6 | But like you do right said yeah you're kind of special wink wink charm charm um which are you sorry you fell in love with me it's all my fault i mean this was kind of a cute scene |
| 1:04.6 | except that he shows up later being like but yeah but like why do girls think i like him like |
| 1:09.6 | why do i have to like start dating them right away? |
| 1:11.7 | Like, why do they get the impression I want to date him instead of just fucking them? Like, because you do shit like this where you're like, he, he, he, I just want to be in a relationship right away. I sure know what I like. And it's you. And then the next scene, he's like, ah, just. but now I'm going to give her the wrong impression |
| 1:27.4 | if I just want to fuck her. |
| 1:29.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.9 | And this is on the heels of him complaining about Paige. He's essentially saying Paige was dangling a carrot in front of him by saying, yeah, we'll get married in one day when he's actively dangling a carrot now with this girl. But, you know, it was Paige's fault in this situation, not Craig's fault. you know, that's where the, that's where the pop psychology ends is when dealing with Paige. |
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