#3191 Southern Charm S11E09 Part One: Just EscarGOT
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🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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It’s Austen’s birthday on Southern Charm, and Craig shows up at the WhoreCore birthday dinner to gift him with the knowledge that he’s done nothing with his life except fail. But hey, the steak was good! PS escargot is a mushroom, right? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens what happens. Well, hello and welcome so much that happens. |
| 0:24.0 | Well, hello and welcome to watch what crappins. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm Ronnie. |
| 0:26.3 | That's Ben over there. |
| 0:28.6 | Hello, Ben. |
| 0:31.4 | Hello, Ronnie. |
| 0:32.9 | How's going? |
| 0:34.1 | Good. |
| 0:34.9 | Hi, everybody. |
| 0:35.8 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:48.1 | It is Southern Charm Day today. Go grab your tickets for the Golden Crappies one month away, February 27th in Hollywood, California at the Fonda Theater. Get your tickets at watchwackappants.com, okay? |
| 1:15.5 | Streaming tickets are going on sale next Wednesday. So we're excited about that. And so voting will also commence. There will be two rounds of voting. And that starts Wednesday as well. So you can find that stuff on our socials. Watch what crapans.com. Patreon. Patreon has a new newsletter. It's free to everybody. It's basically a weekly blog on what's going on on Bravo. That's super fun. And any news or whatever, we're going to be doing the South Beach Food and Wine Festival in the middle of February. That's going to be super fun. If you're in Miami, |
| 1:19.7 | come check that out. And I think that's it for that, right? What else do I have to say? Oh, |
| 1:26.5 | yeah. Just go, yeah, Patreon's where you get everything. |
| 1:28.9 | Newsletter, add free listening, bonus episodes, videos of all our recaps, and that's that. |
| 1:35.0 | But today is-emotional fulfillment. |
| 1:38.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:39.0 | It's hugs. |
| 1:40.0 | It's hugs with words. |
| 1:42.1 | So now we have Southern Charms, Season 11, Episode 9, Best Frenemies, Forever. |
| 1:49.5 | This is the big fight episode. |
| 1:52.0 | This is the one where in the season premiere, the entire season began with these knuckleheads, |
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