#318: The Queens Irish (@DesBishop)
Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank
Ari Shaffir
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🗓️ 13 March 2018
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Des Bishop came over to Skeptic Tank headquarters (my apartment) to tell me about Ireland. Des moved there from Queens when he was a teenager and managed to go from a Brooklyn problem child, to one of Ireland's most successful comedians. He tells me about his observations of the people and the land of Ireland, with some history and some stories. Have a happy and drunk St Patrick's Day everybody!
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| 0:00.0 | You know when you go to London and it feels like you're fucking pulling teeth trying to get a conversation? |
| 0:03.6 | The Irish are the opposite of that. That's why British people go to our own. They always love it. |
| 0:06.8 | It's like, oh, that was a fucking friendly here, isn't it? But like, the Irish are just like, |
| 0:10.9 | the Irish really care that you like them, you know? So they're very good in conversation. |
| 0:16.4 | The humor is a very important part of society. People really pride themselves on that. So |
| 0:24.0 | they're very open in terms of conversation and relationships, but then they're |
| 0:28.7 | traditionally the stereotype would be that they're not very open around their emotions. |
| 0:58.7 | The Irish are the opposite of that. That's why British people go to our own. |
| 1:28.7 | You have to get a song in your head. Of course you do. You're one of everybody, right? |
| 1:34.4 | I don't even know all the lyrics. I got that Iron Man song on my head. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 1:40.6 | I probably should use that as a music instead of Irish rap. |
| 1:47.5 | Fun doing the fucking music for this week. I got Irish rap. I got |
| 1:53.2 | Gaelic, Rock or whatever. And I got a couple of songs, but |
| 2:03.1 | yeah, wait, what was it? What did I just play? I guess I just played that Gaelic shit. |
| 2:07.6 | And then I'll play Irish rap at the end of this. That's what I'll do. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 2:12.0 | welcome to Irish. We have to take episode 318. The Queens of Ireland on today's episode. You guys, |
| 2:19.2 | it's St. Patrick's Day this week. I don't know what it is. Friday or Saturday, something like that. |
| 2:24.6 | And I asked my friend, Desbyshup. You guys might remember Des. We did an episode a few years ago |
| 2:33.1 | in the great city of Beijing in Maos Republic of China. Des is from Queens, New York. Move to |
| 2:43.7 | Ireland. We talked about how and why he got there in this episode. He was a bad kid. And then he |
| 2:48.7 | got shipped off to Ireland, shipping off to Boston. Oh, I'm almost home, everybody. It's been a |
| 2:56.7 | lot of time on the road. So I'm getting a little giddy and punchy. Anyway, so he went to Ireland. So |
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