#319: Boston Tea Farty (@JoeList)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2018

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Joe List kept me awake on the drive back from Boston by telling me all about Boston. Meta as balls, huh? He grew up out there and we talked about all the casual violence, the racism, the women, the drinking, the sports. Everything we could think of. And while we were driving, we past by where Joe picked up herpes. So it's like a tour of his diseased shaft at the same time.

Joe List is in this season of The Standups on Netflix. Definitely check it out. He's one of the best comedians in New York. Do yourself a favor and watch it. Add it right now to your watch list, and then watch it first chance you get. The Standups Season 2. Enjoy.

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0:00.0	We'd always go outside and watch everyone fight each other, but I saw a guy knocked unconscious in a fight laying like on his back completely out of
0:07.1	sort of yes fucked up and the kid that was fighting him grabbed him by the shirt and like pulled him up and just fucking blasted him in the face while he was unconscious
0:16.7	please come to Boston for springtime I'm staying here with some friends and they've got lots of room
0:31.1	and you can sell your paintings on the sidewalk and buy a cafe where I hope to be working soon
0:45.7	please come to Boston she said no would you come home to me and she say here I'm the one
0:57.3	question can you eat fine salamis and cheeses without being high I propose that you can although it's counterintuitive
1:10.5	ladies and gentlemen welcome to Irish for a skeptic tank my name is Irish affair I'm the host of this podcast
1:16.1	the reason I say all that is because Nick Yusuf who stayed in my apartment still remains one of if not the best apartment guests have ever had him
1:28.6	Nick Cody and maybe Theo Vaughn even though Theo Vaughn did all the coke in New York while he was here lost my keys
1:38.6	had to change my locks now you know what we're gonna have to take Theo Vaughn out of that actually I was gonna say he did leave me one of those
1:46.2	soda streams which is pretty nice it was pretty nice I came home to a soda stream which was fucking great not only because it makes great
1:53.9	sodas but also because they support the continued victimization of the Palestinian people so I support both bubbly water and
2:01.7	victimization of children so I was really happy with that but then again I had I did have to go get my keys from somebody to stand so I'll take him out and I'll put Nick
2:11.3	Yusuf and Nick Cody the two nicks as the top two last time Nick Yusuf I had one complaint said you used all my fucking toilet paper
2:22.6	what are I getting the mail a box of fucking toilet paper but that I'm still using the good kind cotton
2:29.4	L none of the scots tissue garbage that everyone in New York uses you guys I get everything's expensive in New
2:35.8	York so why is the one thing you skimp on toilet paper that's got shit it's like see through basically I mean
2:43.8	Traffs and respect for your fucking asshole and this is from a guy who bleeds
2:49.3	Three days a week maybe four and at least once a week to where it drips on the floor after I get up
2:56.8	Where I have to wipe up blood spots from the floor. That's our guy who's saying that is the same guy who's telling you don't get scots tissue
3:03.9	fucking have some respect for your goddamn bumhole
3:09.1	Anyway, sent me a fucking box of cotton. No
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