#317: Ski Utah (Ryan "@DanishAndOneill" Oneill, @NickDiaz209, @BertKreischer

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🗓️ 6 March 2018

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

Ryan Oneill drove with me from Salt Lake City to Boise to talk about the gnar pow we got in Utah. We skied 6 out of 7 days, stayed at 3 different places, and did 5 shows. It was a tremendous week of skiing some of the best powder on earth. We talked about the skiing, the AirBnBs, the city of Salt Lake and much, much more.

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0:00.0	The stuff downstairs went that much better with the com sheets. Oh dude, there was huge loads on that. They were like
0:06.4	We don't solid ones. We really don't want to buy a new comforter. So we're just gonna
0:12.6	Giant loads. It was like Peter North. We noticed it separately
0:18.8	Notice it's impossible not to it was like a fucking it was like a bucket load
0:24.4	It was like someone had a horse in there jerked it off on that comforter. Yeah, yeah, it was big man
0:30.0	You see it's old man with a cup of skewers around all around
0:34.4	I'm a mountain down. Yeah, I'm pulling down the mountain. That's nobody
0:39.5	Put in the town all around
0:41.4	I'm a mountain down. Yeah, I'm a mountain
0:44.5	We fly through the top of the field and make it all the way down
0:49.4	It's all the way down with the field
0:53.4	I'm a mountain down. Yeah, it's a boat
0:59.4	It's all the way down. Yeah, it's a boat
1:07.4	And at night we'll all stay in the warm and the cabin be loo
1:14.4	And to this bitch girl scout you don't think I know what you did you don't think I know now I figure it out
1:27.4	Five for 20 five for 20 I
1:31.6	Did the math afterwards you'll fucking bitch I did the math
1:37.8	Four dollars each that was already five for 20
1:43.0	And that in your mom would just sat there and let it happen. Oh, that's a real good example for your kid
1:51.7	fucking
1:53.7	False advertising. Yeah, let them do that. That's a real good example
1:59.2	And by the way if you're gonna fucking bring in a mark and turn a sucker
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