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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3170 A Prayer For Andrew Meany

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew share some exciting news about next week's TBTL-a-thon activities…including a TBTL Talent Show! Plus, why does Bruce Hornsby swear so much?

Transcript

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0:00.0

So let's fire up the Batman Mobile, go to a taco stand and eat some feelings, okay?

0:06.1

Okay, I just I think it's Bat Mobile. Batman Mobile. Bat Mobile. That's what I said,

0:13.2

Batman Mobile. You're putting the mate, there's no man, it's just Bat Mobile. Batman Mobile.

0:18.3

Bat Mobile. Drop the man. Batman Mobile. Bat Mobile. Bat Mobile.

0:30.5

Hey, somebody has run out on the field. Some goofball on the hat and a red shirt. Now he takes off the shirt.

0:37.7

He's running down the middle by the 50. He's at the 30. He's bare-chested and banging his chest.

0:43.2

Now he runs the opposite way. He runs at the 50. He runs at the 40. The guy is drunk, but there he goes.

0:49.2

So look, why don't you download my blog? It's free. Of course we do appreciate

0:56.2

her donations. I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal. The crash into me.

1:02.0

Crash into me. I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said,

1:06.4

you have reached the end of your free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com.

1:11.3

What a wise man. What's on the agenda, my friend?

1:17.2

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everybody to a Tuesday edition of TBTL.

1:22.3

Catman's world. The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

1:28.5

It's a kind of magic. Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

1:33.2

purchased a top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

1:40.5

I decided to drink roughly 50% of a bubbly sparkling water. It can. 12 fluid ounces,

1:50.6

three hundred and fifty five milliliters if you're listening on the metric system.

1:56.7

And that was a bad idea because I am battling as our French Auditory would call it, the repeats.

2:02.7

So forgive me. It's a nice day here in the Bay City. It's supposed to be sunny this afternoon.

2:10.0

Had a lovely little jog this morning. Not too many people out there, but I did that thing in any

2:15.9

joggers or runners in our audience who track themselves can maybe identify with this behavior.

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