You got a big heart Jackie, everyone in this town knows that.

I just wish I understood you.

You're such a mystery.

You say you're from Tucson but you talk all fancy and you're up like...

This is the way we talk in Tucson, not in Zangia.

T-B-T-L!

You're here to make friends, making friends is the name of this show.

That's my dream job. I'm gonna take it.

I don't care what he is.

And I already knew he was back crazy from our conversations at Walmart.

I'm doing the work. I'm baby stepping. I'm not a slacker.

You guys think I'm some kind of whim but I'm not.

I am tough and I'm strong and I love to splash around in chilly water.

With him out of the way I think we're just gonna be 360 spins and slam dunk pointers.

All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody.

To a Monday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I'll say, I'll say, was that so?

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

Okay guys, good morning. I'm going live.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

first to top Alabama Hill.

In Bellingham, Washington the Bay City is an exceedingly rainy, damn memorial day.

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