#3166 What Came First, The Brody Or The Sawyer?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Luke's exclusive relationship with Domino's Pizza reaches day 6, Papa John invites us inside his gaudy mansion, and some TBTL listeners try the Chuck E Cheese re-branded pizza.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hi Luke, hi Andrew, my name is Irene and I just want to have it and I want to tell you
0:10.0	a funny joke.
0:11.0	Why do ducks have tail battles to cover their butt quacks?
0:19.0	How about TVTL?
0:25.0	As you know my goal as always is to value and respect your time and as such I will now impart
0:33.0	the necessary knowledge in a concise but emotionally resonant way.
0:37.0	I feel like I have the power of a thousand cowboys running through my veins right now.
0:42.0	It may be what everyone thinks of themselves as but I consider myself to be an
0:47.0	absolutely dead center normal average American.
0:50.0	Hit me, I need the money.
0:52.0	Call Kenny Loggins because you're in the danger zone from TopCon.
0:55.0	Just be careful.
0:57.0	No.
1:02.0	All right, hello, good morning and welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of TVTL.
1:08.0	Why oh shit.
1:11.0	What are y'all doing?
1:12.0	The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:15.0	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:17.0	I'm your host.
1:18.0	There's a Hidden Valley Ranch party in my mouth.
1:20.0	Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,
1:23.0	Perch to Top Alabama Hill,
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.