The AM radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment.

Totally.

I used to be number one in this town, but people don't listen to AM like they used to.

It seems like it's more about FM and color TV.

That's stupid.

It sure is, Kevin.

In fact, I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point.

It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio.

TVTL!

Take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza.

You got cheesy blasters, and then all the kids say,

thanks Meat Cat, and then Meat Cat flies away on his skateboard.

We're doing it, man.

This is it.

We're riding the thick of the action.

It's fear-mongering, clap-trap isolation,

this techno paranoia, so bogus and dangerous and stupid

that it borders on trees.

You know, you're overthinking it, buddy.

Yeah.

I mean, just kind of see this as a fun thing to do where you make a little bread.

You'd better finish up that vacuuming.

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