313-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2015

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Jeans Up! We got it all on this one and there's no way you are ready. Dumb hooker math? Yup! Greezy Chuck? Mm-HMM! Seagal nonsense? You know it! What about something that might blow all of our minds and even some of our butts? What about a gas man who really wants it, puts it out there and even TALKS to us about it? Well, just press play because no description can do this episode justice.

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0:00.0	Alright, it's time for another episode of You motherfucking Mounts Have.
0:28.5	Oklahoma City this Friday October 16th, I got a tweet that said there were just a
0:36.5	few tickets left and that was like under 10 tickets so I doubt there will be any
0:40.7	left. Houston the same deal the warehouse, I'm doing the ballroom at the
0:45.5	warehouse in Houston on the 17th. Grenada theater that had a few tickets left
0:51.2	that's Sunday October 18th, Cap City in Austin, Tejas October 19th is sold
0:59.6	out, Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club, and San Antonio Texas October 20th that's
1:06.6	still had some tickets left. That's it for me there then Orlando Tampa and
1:12.4	Fart Lauderdale, Mom Lando, November 3rd, 4th and 5th, I'm going to Buffalo,
1:19.4	New York Helium Comedy Club, rumors, Winnipeg, then the big show for me this
1:32.7	year the rest of the year the biggest show I have is in New York City at the
1:37.6	Skurball Center November 13th and then November 14th, the John Lyman Center
1:44.8	for the Performing Arts in New Haven, Connecticut. That's it for me then I come
1:50.6	home, you you fart out of baby and I do I do the New Year's week in
1:57.5	Braia so I come home every night. That's fantastic and you can you can help me
2:01.1	breastfeed. So please go to TomSugura.com, go to the shows page and there are
2:08.9	ticket links for all those shows. Bartlett links. Jeans. Guys October 29th, Braia
2:16.6	and Prov my last headlining set before I pump this kid out. Braia 8 o'clock show
2:22.3	get your tickets now at thousand ranch.com. Yeah I'm at the Comedy Store a lot
2:27.8	when I can on Saturdays usually the early show and also check out my other
2:33.0	podcast that's Deep Bro. This week I have a kill or episode I'm interviewing a
2:38.2	girl who was in a cult from age of like eight until I think she said I'm sorry
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