314-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2015

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

When you smell those jeans is when I feel the strongest. Those and of course grey sweatpants. We missed you and this episode is almost a day late, but we promise that it's worth it. Of course there's porn being played in various California Target stores, but of course the Mommies have a good plan on how this rascal can up his game. Plus more fun sex audio and rap songs that are simply delightful. But we know why you're here this week and quite simply, yes, we have Diego AKA Thursday Lane and people are eager to help him smell man butt for hours and hours. It's all in these Jeans.

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0:00.0	The only thing I'm don't any time I kind of want a man is don't tell my I want a man
0:14.9	I'm sorry guys, but I'm addicted to your parts
0:18.3	I'm addicted to y'all smells and I'm addicted to what y'all know man what y'all eat when y'all mark it just come out the rosy
0:32.5	Drop a little magic. I want a group of white guys to farm my face. Yes, I would love to lick your bottle
0:38.6	Please, please please
0:41.0	Farmer face. I would love to lick your bottle
0:43.8	I have so many to give you have a line here. I like to think your chicken cream beautiful guffies
0:50.0	Beautiful guffies and you have red here like to think of you as spicy cream beautiful guffies beautiful guffies beautiful guffies
0:59.6	Please please
1:01.6	I found what many and lunch on it and lunch and eat on it
1:05.2	Chocolate, new, scusty, flaky, chunky pop guffies, the cream taste and a cream smell marshmallow or something
1:14.2	Cumbled, honey, nuts, a nice roasted dark curvy
1:18.6	The others had at any cream taste that light a guy for beef cream a nice light dark
1:24.0	Blaze, curvy, tiny garlic hair melt and braided again right cream the bone that brings
1:28.4	Get y'all a lie
1:34.3	I'm calling them by email
1:36.3	I kind of wish I could burn in this guy's face
1:38.8	Yes
1:42.0	Farts, farts, yeah, dudes can just
1:46.4	Farts, farts, farts, farts, farts
1:50.0	Like I said, like I said, like I said, I had a guy 300 pounds one time sit on my face
1:54.3	Like I said, like I said, like I said
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