312-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2015

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Tommy trimmed his beard and in doing so lost 40 pounds! Was it all hair or does he have an incurable disease? He thinks he knows and Tina doesn't agree! If you sweat at night you may want to get some blood work done today. Nothing seems quite as ridiculous as a sports fan losing his mind - especially if it's not in YOUR sport. Luckily, we have one of those guys and he has a wonderful accent. We are masters of accents on this show and will prove it. We ALL know about King A** Ripper and his glorious skills - is someone ready to take the throne from him?!?! It appears that a PRINCE is near! Plus we finally put Peter Caine to rest and we top if off with an OMG Maria call for the AGES! Do NOT Kiss her P***y!

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0:00.0	You're good.
0:07.0	You have really nice rhythms and things.
0:13.6	Feeling good, Jeans?
0:14.6	Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans.
0:17.0	Great time at Philadelphia this weekend.
0:20.0	You guys are so amazing.
0:21.4	Thank you so much for coming out and supporting me.
0:25.5	All five shows were a blast.
0:27.3	And I should note, all five shows were sold out.
0:31.1	So I'm super appreciative.
0:33.6	I can't thank you enough for that.
0:36.0	This week, I'm in Mommy Appalice at ACME Comedy Club, one of the great comedy clubs in
0:44.4	the country.
0:45.4	I am there only Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
0:50.6	As of last week, I know that my early show Thursday was sold out and I believe I'm
0:57.2	going to go online right now.
0:58.2	Go to TomSkura.com and you can get tickets to the remaining shows, whichever ones are available.
1:04.2	From there, a week later, I'm in Oklahoma City, then Houston, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio.
1:17.2	I don't know where those shows are at, but anyways, get your tickets now.
1:21.2	Shortly thereafter, Orlando Tampa and Fort Lauderdale, I added Buffalo.
1:25.2	This is my big Buffalo announcement.
1:28.2	Buffalo, I'm coming to do helium there.
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