Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello and welcome to episode 312 of Beach 2 Sandy Water Too Wet.

This is a podcast where we read reviews of the worst.

We read reviews poorly that are poor.

We read them well.

Sorry.

Most of the sometimes.

I read them well, yeah. That's true. Um, this episode is reviews of

trampoline parks. Is that what they're called? It makes it sound outdoorsy.

I thought it was called a trampoline park, but you're right. They are, but you don't think

you're supposed to think about it. Oh, okay. I'll stop. But before we start, I do want to announce something about our lovely merch store. We have a 25% off storewide sale for Black Friday starting November 25th. That is five days after this episode comes out. We've got door busters. We've got, you got to get in line at 4 a.m. And the more physical you are, the better. That's right. Trample, trample, trample. That's all you need to remember. Trampoline. Trampoline. I get it now. Is that why they call it? That makes a lot more sense. Yes. Okay. Well, that, I always thought it was short for tramp or like long for tramp.

But you thought it was long for tramp.

So it was a long for tramp.

So it's like lady on the trampoline is the like the government name.

It makes a lot more sense that it's trampled.

It does.

Anyway, the sale ends, the sale ends December 6th. There's a mystery-free gift also when you buy something of $15 or more.

Who knows what it is? It's a mystery. What's our website again?

Beach2sandy.store. Store. It is very easy, isn't it?

Dot store. That's right. We chose that because it's easy. And I wouldn't forget when we do these promos.

Somehow I still managed to forget, but that's okay.

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