311: Reviews of Old People Food
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Find out what candy civil war general George Washington gave to his troops for good luck!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:13.3 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:36.6 | Hello, old people. You found your episode. Welcome. How do old people. |
| 0:38.9 | You found your episode. |
| 0:40.2 | Welcome. |
| 0:41.2 | How do old people say hello? |
| 0:43.2 | Well, golly gee, little Johnny. |
| 0:45.9 | It is wonderful to see you on this fine afternoon. |
| 0:50.4 | That's how I'm going to talk to little Johnny one day. |
| 0:53.4 | I'm going to call the police on you if you do that. |
| 0:56.6 | Yeah, you should. |
| 0:59.8 | Today we're discussing old people foods. |
| 1:02.1 | This was sent in by Gregory, the idea for it. |
| 1:05.5 | Ovalteen, for example, prunes, were there's originals, anything butterscotch, what else is there, |
| 1:13.6 | Zandi? |
| 1:14.4 | Basically all the good stuff, you know? |
| 1:17.0 | All the good stuff. |
| 1:18.2 | They have all this like wise experience so they know what's good. |
| 1:21.7 | They know and they like, they have refined pallets after all these many decades. |
| 1:27.9 | I think that's one way to put it. |
| 1:30.1 | Also, they've learned that they need to poop better is a big one. |
| 1:36.5 | Okay. |
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