311: Shot Directly Into the Sink

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank, Self Criticism After Shows,
8:17 Guessing What The Nutcracker is About
18:30 Megan Fox Breaking Up With MGK, Clever Trevor and Silly Goose
20:23 Celebrity Crushes Growing Up,
22:28 Trevor’s Bathroom Crank Revisited
24:10 Mazda Drives Through Dealership Door
27:12 Red Bank New Jersey Girl Criticizes Boyfriend
35:51 She’s a 10 but She Hates Standup
40:58 Back on the Bus
42:57 Instagram Question From Fan: Who’d Be Top and Who’d Be Bottom?
45:59 Instagram Question From Fan: Most Random Compliment Ever Received?
48:51 Instagram Question From Fan: Dream Arena That You Would Want to Perform At?
49:58 Best Leftover Foods, Trying Something Different Off the Menu
54:14 Dream Place For a Session
1:00:14 Sock Talk - Texted a Photo of My Body, Girl Ghosted Me
1:04:52 Secret Sock Talk - I Woke Up to My Boyfriend Cranking

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0:00.0	God damn.
0:01.0	Guys, we just got back from a whole East Coast tour.
0:04.4	It was insane.
0:05.4	If you didn't get a chance to see us live on tour, you can also see us live on your
0:08.7	freaking TV screens, your phone, your laptop, whatever you gooned to.
0:12.5	We're doing our first ever live stream show with special guests, Riley Reid.
0:17.0	And two other guests we haven't announced yet on Moments.
0:19.5	And they're huge and they're special and we're very, very excited.
0:22.3	Okay.
0:22.7	We're opening up a hotline.
0:25.2	Do you hear what I said?
0:26.2	We're opening a hotline, which is 1-805-214-8034 for fans to call into and leave questions that, you know, we'll be answering on the live show.
0:38.7	We'll also be taking live questions from the chat during the whole thing.
0:41.8	Yeah, we are.
0:42.4	An after party segment where it's just like kind of mean, great.
0:44.6	We're only talking to you guys in there.
0:46.1	Get your tickets to tune into this live interactive show on January 23rd.
0:50.0	It is a Thursday.
0:51.3	You can get them at moment.com. Slash stiff socks.
0:54.8	That is moment.
0:55.3	com slash stiff socks.
0:57.1	Check the link in the description.
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