310: Who Busts First on the Tour Bus

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

0:00 Full Grown Human Beings on Bunk Beds, Hot and Bothered on the Bus
5:28 SKIMS, Hawk Tuah Going to Jail, Growth Spurts
8:27 Night Terrors
18:07 Girlfriend for the Day, Julia Roberts, Artistic Girls
22:25 Not Enough Space and Privacy For a Good Sesh
26:53 Dreams, Suction Cup Toys, Being Somebody’s First
32:48 Obvious Marketing Concepts, Rebrands
39:35 Shriveling up on Stage, Jack’s First Time On Stage
46:02 Football
53:47 Michael Jackson
1:00:16 Sock Talk - Are You Going to Watch the Birth of Your Future Kids?
1:06:42 Secret Sock Talk - Pooping in Pants During SAT to Make a Point to the Teacher

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0:00.0	God damn.
0:01.0	Guys, we just got back from a whole East Coast tour.
0:04.4	It was insane.
0:05.4	If you didn't get a chance to see us live on tour, you can also see us live on your
0:08.7	freaking TV screens, your phone, your laptop, whatever you gooned to.
0:12.5	We're doing our first ever live stream show with special guests, Riley Reid.
0:17.0	And two other guests we haven't announced yet on Moments.
0:19.5	And they're huge and they're special and we're very, very excited.
0:22.3	Okay.
0:22.7	We're opening up a hotline.
0:25.2	Do you hear what I said?
0:26.2	We're opening a hotline, which is 1-805-214-8034 for fans to call into and leave questions that, you know, we'll be answering on the live show.
0:38.7	We'll also be taking live questions from the chat during the whole thing.
0:41.8	Yeah, we are.
0:42.3	After party segment where it's just like kind of mean, great.
0:44.6	We're only talking to you guys in there.
0:46.1	Get your tickets to tune into this live interactive show on January 23rd.
0:50.0	It is a Thursday.
0:51.3	You can get them at moment.com. Slive socks.
0:54.8	That is moment.
0:55.3	com slash stiff socks.
0:57.1	Check the link in the description.
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