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🗓️ 1 November 2018
⏱️ 74 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode of the DTFH has been made possible by SquareSpace. Head over to |
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0:10.8 | offer code Duncan to get 10% off a website or a domain. Hey what's up everybody? |
0:19.2 | Happy Halloween! What you're about to listen to? It was an idea I had for like a |
0:24.7 | kind of special Halloween episode. It is definitely not the recording of |
0:28.7 | somebody who represents a group of people that have made contact with a very |
0:33.0 | powerful legion of aliens who are about to appear on our planet. It's just an |
0:42.3 | actor that I got to say what you're about to listen to. So don't worry I'm not |
0:48.4 | being threatened. I definitely did not make an agreement with a very powerful |
0:52.9 | group of people to put secret messages into this podcast in exchange for |
1:00.0 | wealth and power. It's just a Halloween gag. So this is what I was gonna do until I |
1:06.8 | realized by the time anybody listened to this it wouldn't even be Halloween |
1:10.2 | anyway. You know we have an agreement. I have few great disagreements. It's gonna be very |
1:16.1 | detrimental to your well-being. You know what you're supposed to do with your |
1:21.6 | podcast? You have a message to your spouse. So if you decide to break this contract |
1:30.4 | are you recording this? Obviously I did not record a person who represents a |
1:36.0 | group of people that have made contact with a fleet of alien ships that are |
1:42.1 | just outside a Jupiter and are about to make this their home planet. I have most |
1:47.2 | certainly not made a deal with them in which in exchange for playing a simple |
1:51.7 | tone on my podcast a sound wave on my podcast I will receive more wealth than |
1:59.3 | I've ever dreamed of and eternal life along with a harem of some of the most |
2:04.8 | beautiful not just women but beings from all across the galaxy. Nope this is just |
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