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Duncan Trussell Family Hour

310: Joey Diaz

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.811K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2018

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz, priest, pope, guru, and founder of the Church of What's Happening Now joins the DTFH! This episode is sponsored by [Eero](https://eero.com/) (use offer code: DUNCAN at checkout for $100 off!) and [Robinhood Financial](http://duncan.robinhood.com/) (get one free stock when you sign up!). Friday, November 16th - Come see "[Cutting Through Spiritual Materialism](https://www.samarasacenter.com/cutting-through-spiritual-materialism-lots-of-icing-not-much-cake/)" with Duncan & David Nichtern at the Samarasa Center in Echo Park, LA!

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0:00.0

Childhood should be fun. Don't let bed wetting spoil that.

0:07.0

Dry nights give maximum protection. So kids can go to bed where we free.

0:12.0

Have a dry night sleep. And wake up awesome.

0:19.0

Awesome days start with dry nights. Search dry nights for a free sample.

0:29.0

Okay let's get those cheese grease.

0:34.0

I need a derroke. Can you lower the hatch over there and tell the magnus that we've got to open up the fire.

0:42.0

Okay, I need seven fish to scale on the right. Lower the Hanox's grip and let's use oxen.

0:54.0

Raise or do. Open up the oxen razor drawer where we can get oxen razor surgery.

0:59.0

Figure out what the right thing to say about that.

1:01.0

Gary three in the window. Open up your third eyes.

1:05.0

On the count of one, two, three. Let me get some symbiotic fluid and somebody lower the amniotic gas blaster in a lie.

1:15.0

Buck buzz machine and opening time for the DTFH everybody let's roll it down.

1:20.0

Pull the train forward. Open up the tracks. Get your mouth down on the flaws.

1:24.0

Definitely use nitrous oxide whenever you can. It's time for the Juck and Trussle family hour parking.

1:35.0

If you listen closely then you might hear the heartbeat of a thing that was inside your mind called your identity.

1:50.0

It wants so much to be a thing even though I know that it's not that it makes a toilet of your brain.

1:57.0

Ships out all your thoughts. It's a trap made out of where you wish you were.

2:02.2

araoh you're not ever you are suffering it's in those factor pictures and

2:24.0

I was really disappointed.

2:27.0

I don't think you're there to

2:30.6

be on the edge of the sky.

2:33.6

I'm sure he's a chronic person.

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