#3100 The Isle Of Haggen

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke tries to "little spoon" his relationship with Andrew, although it doesn't seem to be working. They also discuss a night of truly bad comedy Luke recently attended, and a report that explains why people who can't afford homes are addicted to Zillow and Redfin.
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0:00.0	So, Brent, I see from your file you were in the materials business.
0:05.0	Oh yeah, big time. Strings, cords, vinyl, synthetics, rubber.
0:10.0	We do vulcanize now, so that's huge.
0:12.0	Plus metals, aluminum, brass, copper, what else?
0:15.0	Steel?
0:16.0	No, not steel. Steel is a suckers game.
0:19.0	Polymer's coatings, internals, you crack open an HVAC.
0:22.0	That is all us. It's our golf here.
0:25.0	You're freaking better be.
0:26.0	T-B-T-L.
0:31.0	I came here to do two things.
0:33.0	Eat eggs and nothing.
0:35.0	And I'm not out of either.
0:37.0	The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
0:40.0	B-bop-bop-bop-bopbo. Thank you for the dough.
0:44.0	Do you have any idea who I am?
0:45.0	I'm a verified Yelp complainer.
0:47.0	By the way, I'm a dentist.
0:49.0	Okay, so I read body language very, very well.
0:52.0	This is the kind of spontaneous publicity.
0:55.0	Your name and print that makes people.
1:04.0	Well, hello, good morning and welcome everybody.
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