#3099 Gum: The Torturous Food

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss Mixed Nuts - both the food and the questionable 1994 movie starring Steve Martin. We also learn why pizza is sending so many people to the doctor's office. And Luke reads a diary entry about himself written by a friend 25 years ago.
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0:00.0	Okay, the computer is tabulating.
0:04.0	Oh, you got category I-9C-3G-6.
0:08.0	I-9C-3G-6.
0:10.0	Is that as good as it sounds?
0:12.0	You have a robust sense of self
0:14.0	and are well suited to leadership positions.
0:16.0	Characteristics, strength, determination,
0:19.0	tenacity.
0:20.0	Yes, I suppose that's accurate.
0:22.0	They do call me tenacious raid down at the country club
0:25.0	because for the past ten years I've been suing them for discrimination.
0:28.0	B-B-T-L.
0:34.0	B-B-T-L.
0:35.0	I love your imagination and your imaginary show.
0:40.0	I've got to have that thing on 24-7.
0:42.0	I love the pattern.
0:44.0	We can save any segment.
0:46.0	We've done in the past, okay?
0:48.0	Remember that segment where we did the world's fattest pets?
0:50.0	Glenn lost all the tapes.
0:52.0	We made that work.
0:54.0	You mean when we got those two rabbits
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