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Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Who decided what pen colors were professional? Do you have any advice for stage fright? If you dropped something in a hole drilled all the way through earth, where would it end up? How does one's internal clock work? How long should I wait for someone to call me back? Should I put a plot twist in my book? How long would it take shoeless humans to evolve foot pads like dogs? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	Who was I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank?
0:09.1	It's a podcast for a two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a advice and bring
0:12.4	you all the way to the news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.2	John, did you know that no matter how hard you try, you cannot put socks on a bear.
0:21.6	Why is that?
0:22.6	You can make socks that are extra big, you can make them socks that are made for bear
0:28.5	feet, but you can't get them on because no matter what, they always have bear feet.
0:32.8	That got me.
0:35.5	I don't know why.
0:37.3	I love a hominem.
0:39.8	I always have.
0:40.8	Oh, that got me.
0:42.2	That's a good one.
0:44.2	You, John, you don't have to always have bear feet.
0:46.6	You can walk around the house in what we like to call awesome socks and you can go sign
0:51.3	up now.
0:52.3	We're finally launched at awesomesox.club.
0:55.8	Awesome socks dot club.
0:57.4	I'm wearing some awesome socks right now, Hank, and they are comfortable.
1:00.5	Me too.
1:01.5	And a hundred percent of the profits, not a portion, not some 100% of the profits go to
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