309: The Modern Pacifier

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 1 November 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Do subatomic particles have color? How do I be less dependent on my phone? What happens if you eat the scoby? How do you help a parent when they lose their job? Where did museums come from? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	Gorgeous, I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:09.4	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a
0:12.0	advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.2	John, do you know why Tesla's cost so much?
0:19.3	Why Hank?
0:20.6	Because they charge a lot.
0:22.2	Hmm, they do.
0:23.9	That's a great observation.
0:25.9	Thank you.
0:26.9	I'm shocked genuinely that you didn't
0:29.9	tell a sock based dad joke on account of that.
0:34.9	There was a time crunch just days from now is it's the most important holiday.
0:42.9	Third, most important holiday and all of third
0:45.9	criteria.
0:46.9	The awesome socks club.
0:48.9	Yeah.
0:49.9	I want to talk a little bit about the awesome socks club before we answer questions
0:53.9	from our listeners because I'm just going to tell you the truth.
0:56.9	When you told me that you were starting a sock subscription where 100% of the proceeds
1:01.9	would go to charity, I said, I believe I can quote myself directly.
1:06.9	I said, that sounds like a good niche product.
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