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Cowboy Boys Podcast

31 - Pube Swastika

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9777 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Shayne and Mac discuss how lame magicians are, mime sex, and dying during a tattoo.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm going to be

0:03.0

a little bit of Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,

0:33.6

which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast.

0:43.9

With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,

0:50.5

the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.

0:59.0

Cowboy Boys. Your ball bag isn't tight, by the way. Isn't it?

1:00.0

Don't you just have a large and sloppy hanger?

1:02.0

No, I have large, tight balls.

1:05.0

What?

1:06.0

They're like dog balls.

1:08.0

They're up in there.

1:10.0

They don't hang at all.

1:11.8

Really?

1:12.5

Your body knows to protect.

1:14.4

It's too cold.

1:18.2

They suck them in there.

1:20.2

I run hot, so my balls are slappy.

1:23.0

No, I'm very efficient.

1:25.1

All my heat is like thrown off of my body.

1:28.8

The heat is stored in the balls.

1:31.8

Have you ever...

1:33.3

Welcome to episode...

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