30 - John Micropenis
Cowboy Boys Podcast
Shayne Smith
4.9 • 777 Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2020
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Lots of barf talk, discussing the Geneva Convention, why Putin is the coolest supervillain, and some relationship advice at the end.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm |
| 0:02.0 | A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range, |
| 0:33.6 | which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast. |
| 0:43.9 | With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur, |
| 0:50.5 | the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could. |
| 0:55.0 | Cowboy Boys. Ha ha ha know what it's like being fat |
| 1:00.0 | I don't |
| 1:01.0 | Well I mean I was pretty big once |
| 1:03.0 | But I wasn't like fat fat |
| 1:05.0 | I was just like |
| 1:06.0 | People will call me big guy |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah I've been a big guy |
| 1:10.0 | For a decade Sometimes people call me big guy now And I'm always like what? I'm not big guy. Yeah, I've been a big guy for a decade. |
| 1:11.7 | Sometimes people call me big guy now and I'm always like, what? |
| 1:14.3 | I'm not big guy. |
| 1:15.3 | I just got that Mexican power gut. |
| 1:19.6 | You dude, you just look, I don't know how else you explain this. |
| 1:22.3 | You just look like a construction worker. |
| 1:24.5 | And I don't mean racially. |
| 1:26.1 | I mean, your body. |
| 1:27.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.2 | You look like a foreman you know like you're in charge of something at a construction site you |
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