32 - Jewgenics
Cowboy Boys Podcast
Shayne Smith
4.9 • 777 Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2020
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Shayne and Mac disagree on who makes the best guacamole in the world, they discuss how to sneak a monkey across the border, and debate butthole elasticity.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm |
| 0:02.0 | A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range, |
| 0:33.6 | which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast. |
| 0:43.9 | With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur, |
| 0:50.5 | the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could. |
| 1:02.0 | Cowboy Boys. The best guacamole is not in new york dude it is it's weird listen i admit that the mexican food here is fucking subpar at best the best uh guacamole uh is probably where's guacamole from? |
| 1:12.2 | Okay, well, firstly, I don't know. |
| 1:14.1 | I'll be real. |
| 1:14.8 | I don't know where avocados come from. |
| 1:16.5 | I'm assuming South America, |
| 1:18.1 | but I could be way off base. |
| 1:20.1 | Yeah, the best guacamole is probably from Mexico. |
| 1:23.4 | Somewhere in there. |
| 1:24.7 | Yeah, absolutely. |
| 1:26.3 | Why Mexico, but we don't even know if Mexico invented it. |
| 1:29.0 | Are we being racist right now? |
| 1:30.3 | No, we can't be you're brown and we get a free pass, that's right. |
| 1:33.3 | You're a racist because you say Mexico doesn't, Mexicans don't exist. |
| 1:37.3 | Mexicans exist. |
| 1:38.3 | I just don't think being Mexican is a race. |
| 1:41.3 | Okay. |
| 1:42.3 | I am Mexican, but... It's not a race. It's not a race. Okay. I am Mexican, but... |
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