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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#309: Imagine A Real Trial

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2021

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

1- Grandpa Simpson rambling defense
2- We’re impartial so let us help you before we vote not guilty
3- You cost me $2 billion. You’re fired!
4- Cheney as a voice of Reason????
5- The GOAT was out there GOATing. It was Super.
6- Pranks gone wild
7- Who needs cards when you have a cannon?
8- R.I.P., Chick Corea

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this, Ronzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 309 of my podcast. Who's Paying Attention?

0:23.8

Now listen, if you hear any noise in the background, it is my new pal, my puppy.

0:31.6

I have a dog named Hulk. He's a Great Dane puppy. He's taking a nap right now, which they seem to sleep a lot and grow a lot.

0:40.3

But he's fantastic.

0:41.9

And I'm very happy to have him here.

0:45.8

He's 10 weeks old and a bit crazy.

0:48.4

So I'm trying to record this while he's taking his mid-afternoon nap along with his morning nap and of course there'll be his

0:56.2

evening nap uh yeah he's living the life so uh man what this impeachment thing okay first of all i mean

1:09.6

we know that the senate is not it's not going to go through

1:14.0

the Senate because they won't get 17 Republican senators to go along with impeaching Trump

1:20.7

and keeping him from running for future office, et cetera, et cetera. But it's playing out, you know, it'll be good when he's out of the news.

1:32.1

I'll tell you that. I am enjoying the fact that I don't know what President Biden did today.

1:38.6

I have no idea. And I've been watching. They've been keeping tally on a number of days he's been

1:43.0

in office without

1:44.5

playing golf. So that's a good thing. The Democrats laid out the case. The video, if you saw it,

1:54.3

showed, just, I mean, if this was a regular criminal case, it would be an open and shut case. If you

2:00.7

had a video of you calling people to arms and saying there's going to be trouble and keep fighting and stuff like that.

2:08.3

And then you see the people basically doing exactly what dear leader told them to do, then there'd be no question of the leader being guilty of inciting the mob, right?

2:21.4

But this is totally different because we have a Senate that, I mean, you talk about being

2:26.2

willfully ignorant.

2:27.2

They wouldn't even watch the video, right?

2:29.2

Holly's looking at some papers that he never read before, and they're all just looking down and then and then this

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