#310: F**k Off, Tim Tebow
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2021
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
1- Texas is freezing so Ted goes to Mexico.
2- Rush is gone. Guess cancer is real.
3- Enough of the former guy
4- Do the righting, Tom, you’re the GOAT.
5- Pull yourself up? We’re here to push you down.
6- Can you retire from what you’ve never done?
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 310 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention, sponsored by ExpressVPN. |
| 0:26.5 | Now listen, when you go to the bathroom, you close the door, right? I mean, if you're human, if you're polite, |
| 0:32.7 | you close the door. Why? Because you don't want people looking in on you. So why do you let people look in when you go online? Using the internet without ExpressVPN is like going to the bathroom and not closing the door. I don't know if you're aware it is. Your internet service provider, your ISP, Comcast, Verizon, Spectrum, whoever, they know every single website you visit. |
| 0:57.3 | And they can sell this information to add companies and tech giants and they use the data |
| 1:02.7 | to target you and you get a bunch of spam and you get the ads and it is. |
| 1:07.1 | And sometimes it seems like they know what you're thinking. |
| 1:09.7 | You know what I'm talking about. Use ExpressVPN. It puts a stop to this and sometimes it seems like they know what you're thinking you know what i'm talking about use express |
| 1:12.5 | VPN it puts a stop to this it creates a secure encrypted tunnel between your device and the internet |
| 1:18.9 | so your online activity can't be seen by anyone i use express VPN i have it on my laptop i have it on my |
| 1:26.6 | computer and it is it's privacy it's about closing the door when you go to the bathroom. And you know what? ExpressVPN is as easy as firing up the app, clicking a button, you're protected. It's the world's number one rated VPN by CNET, Wired, The Verge, and a bunch of others. |
| 1:45.2 | So listen, if you're like me and you believe your online activity is your business, |
| 1:51.3 | secure yourself by visiting expressvPN.com slash Alonzo today. |
| 1:57.0 | That's right. |
| 1:58.3 | Use my link, X, P-R-E-S-V-P-N.com slash Alonzo and you get an extra three months free. |
| 2:09.6 | That's it. ExpressVPN.com slash Alonzo. Get an extra three months free. Your privacy is yours. |
| 2:16.7 | Your web surfing is your business. |
| 2:19.0 | Thank you. |
| 2:20.3 | Now let's get right into it. |
| 2:22.2 | Texas, I mean, all through the country, |
| 2:26.0 | winter storms are pounding people, |
| 2:28.6 | but Texas, as we all know, |
| 2:31.3 | it's amplified because of the loss of power and and there's really no need for this to have |
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