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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#308: Hypocritical Hypocrites and their Hypocrisy

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

1- Black History is now. Congrats to Stacy Abrams and BLM on Nobel Prize Nominations.
2- You know you’re right when the right is mad at ya.
3- McConnell hates that the Dems have learned to be shitty like McConnell.
4- Soul Cycle classes do not an educator make.
5- Your honor, can I go to Mexico?
6- Vaccine and the God Gene
7- Don’t poke the GOAT
8- Oregon Experiment: This makes too much sense.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 308 of my podcast. Who's paying attention?

0:23.2

I know you are. If you are buried in snow, wherever you are, I hope you're stocked up and safe.

0:30.2

I know some people are in serious trouble and some even losing their lives, which is horrific in these winter storms.

0:37.8

So I hope that you are listening somewhere warm and dry and that you're okay.

0:45.1

And this is that time of year that if you can give a coat or a blanket or whatever to charities

0:52.1

or charities that help people who are on the streets, this might be a

0:55.5

nice time to do it. Thank you. Black History Month is here. I am recording this very late at night,

1:05.7

or actually I should say very early in the morning on February 4th. The month has just begun.

1:11.9

You know, jazz is a pretty good, pretty good theme song, theme music for Black History Month.

1:19.0

I happen to be listening to a guy named Corey Henry, an incredible keyboard player, a record called First Steps.

1:26.4

But Corey Henry's got a lot of music out there.

1:28.8

It's great. And music is great, right? Music dulls the pain.

1:35.6

So, I don't know. Let's get into it. You know what? I'm going to start off with good news.

1:41.4

You know, you guys know that lately I've been trying to, excuse me, trying to find some good news and I found some and I'm going to kick off Black History Month with, no, this isn't good news. You know what? This is great news.

1:57.1

Stacey Abrams and the Black Lives Matter movement have both been nominated for Nobel Peace Prizes.

2:06.4

Black Lives Matter was nominated by a guy, I'm probably going to say this name wrong, but Petter E-I-D-E-E-I-D-E from the Norwegian Parliament,

2:17.1

and he nominated it as a worldwide movement

2:20.0

versus racial injustice.

2:23.3

Lars Halt Brecken, also from Norwegian Parliament,

2:27.5

has nominated Stacey Abrams for boosting voter turnout

2:31.0

and fighting voter suppression.

2:33.6

And as a side bonus, right-wingers are really upset.

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