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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3088 You Miss Every Oatmeal Cookie Shot You Don't Take

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a very curious run-in with a stranger at a Thai restaurant, and Andrew admits to stealing jokes from Alcoholics Anonymous. They also set the record straight on a misleading Antiques Roadshow headline going around.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

We just got to ask ourselves WWJZ do what what what JZ do? Yeah, he'd probably rap about it

0:07.4

He'd rap about it and he'd rap about it and then he passed the mic to Blake

0:11.7

No, no, I don't want the mic give it to Adam

0:14.2

I don't want the mic either. So I'll pass it back to first. It's back to me. I don't mind that cuz I'm a RAP PER

0:22.4

Where's my car? I mean my whip guys. Where's my whip guys rapping? Stopping. I don't want the mic

0:30.0

B-B-T-L

0:34.9

Guess what day it is guess what day it is. It's Friday

0:40.5

Friday Gotta get down on Friday everybody's looking forward to the weekend

0:45.9

My wife saw one of those damn planes these guys are fooling with that puts me on the playing field

0:50.1

And if you to move your fat feet when I told you to we wouldn't get hit deep and slow right now

0:53.8

I said security you're out of here. You're ago

0:56.2

This is exactly what Greg Keneer is doing, but now he has an Oscar for sliding doors three colon jingle all the door

1:05.5

The story of this situation is it's extremely personal

1:13.9

All right, hello good morning and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of TBTL this right here

1:20.0

It's the show that might be too beautiful to live

1:23.2

Do not have time for this kind of silliness. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Hello everyone

1:29.0

As you may remember from yesterday

1:31.9

I am at the studios of Walsh Walsh and Dormat and the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington

1:37.2

But nice. Hey my friend. That's a very very quick reaction

1:43.7

We have one we have two guys one desk bell

1:48.0

I this week has been a very

1:50.6

Naughty week on the show. We have been there been lots of lots of

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